If you'd like a splash of plaid for you and/or your home, check out the plaid gear I have listed on pages 2-4 of my catalog, including a plaid cookie jar in the shape of a handbag. Didn't think something like that existed, did you?
This clever question/answer is so full of BS, it makes perfect sense.
Q: How can men sit on their asses all day without moving?
A: Men have very powerful sets of sitting muscles developed by
evolution that enable us to sit for extended periods of time without getting tired. In prehistoric times, it was often necessary to sit in one spot for extended periods of time while hunting for prey. The more successful hunters were able to sit very still for very extended periods of time thereby passing on this ability to their progeny. The fidgety types were all gobbled up by saber- toothed tigers, etc. The end result is that almost all modern men are born with this innate ability.
Diamond Cut Platinum Hoop Earrings for €6 !
I mean, get the look of diamond cut platinum hoop earrings and pay just €6. ($8.75) Fashion Jewelry. Free shipping in Germany and surrounding EU countries, except Italy because they don't care for junk from other countries. For shipping to the U.S., add $1.25 to the unit price. (That's 10 bucks in case you have trouble with numbers). Limited quantities available from my lovely Cologne distributor, better email me first if you plan on ordering 20 million pairs. Purchase using the Pay Now button on the left side of our home page. Item Description: Fashion Hoop Earrrings
These earrings were made for candlelight/dim light because they are cut with that in mind. Inside, outside, front & back. Ladies, if your man gives you a cheap & cool gift from the heart, don't hate, appreciate! See video.